Welcome, do come in, cousins!
mabel wants to date you
Anonymous

I highly doubt that, friend..

I bought a painting for 3,000 bells O.K and it was forged so I sold it to Tom Nook and it was 10 bells. thanks.

why wouldn’t you just keep it?? That I don’t understand.. aren’t paintings for admiring?

Could you enable submits please? :3c
Anonymous

Sure thing!!

I swear to Serena if you sell me one more fake painting next week, I'm going to go to your house and break both of your legs with a fucking golf club.
Anonymous
Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink4(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Anonymous

Do you want crazy redd to kick you in your tail??? Get outta here.

YouXKicksXKatrina OT3
Anonymous

Oh dear god. No, friend, I don’t do males… but Katrina I’ll think about! heheheh.

Well folks, my tent’ll be back in town next wenesday! Thank ya much!
i found one of old nook's items in your place for like 5000 more bells.
what?

What’s your concern with that, cousin?

Do you have any family at all
Anonymous

Family? YES! Quite a big one!

We’ve got my brothers Tedd, who is the the real estate buisness, and Nedd, who works at a Spa company, and Edd, who works at a buttered toast company.

And my Father, Fredd, who is a retired boat salesman.

Then my mother, Mildredd, and my nephew, Winnifredd!

do you have a wife??
Anonymous

Nope! Never had! Not falling into Nook’s old situation..

*shiver*